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About The Players
This is basically a place where our awesome team describes the other players...(the biggest chunk of Stupidness on the net) All players please e-mail me if you wanna bash the players a little more!
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SENIORS
ERIC GREENWOOD--Eric's not like the rest of us. He's Canadian. For some reason this also means he can jump real high and run real fast. My guess is he's taking steriods, kind of like that Ben Johnson guy. Remember him? From the 1988 Olympics or whatever...he was a sprinter from Canada who took steroids and screwed over our All-American home slice Carl Lewis for the gold...but we got the gold back when the Olympic people found out Johnson was a cheating sack of shit. I can't blame BJ though, he's Canadian, he knew the only way he had a chance to win was to cheat.Anyways, back to Eric. He's mainly our handler person, which for those people who don't know a lot about frisbee, means he's really good at throwing it. And throwing it accurately...as in where it needs to go. I think he's been playing since 8th grade, something like that...way back in the day. And, yeah, Eric's also one of our captains, so that means you should listen to him in practice, even if you are having trouble averting your gaze from his amazing super hot body thing. Oh yeah, he's also a velociraptor. I don't really know how to spell it, but I'm guessing that's close, and I'm way too lazy to find a dictionary. Hell, I don't even think I own a dictionary--John
MATT LEHET--Matt's the man...the Hispanic Causing the Panic...or for you true old skoolers out there Fro-B-Gone(you remember those days E.G.? Tim? Must've been like 8th grade or something...a long time ago...). Anyways, Matt's another one of our handlers, which again means he's good. I'm not sure if he's a captain, but for the purpose of this webpage he is...and in real life he might as well be. Not much else to say about Matt...but, he's a real nice guy, if you need a ride or something just ask him, I know his facial hair can be a little bit scary sometimes, but that doesn't make him a bad person...plus, you haven't lived untill you've taken a ride in his mad pimpin white Bug. I have a strange feeling using the words mad pimpin and Bug in the same sentence doesn't really work, but I'm too tired to fix it. So there.--Jon
dude he is MEX to the MAX
TIM ROSE--Ol' Tim Rose. He's tall. Which means something. I'm not sure what, exactly, but I'm guessing it means he should be able to have an advantage over the not so tall people out there(as in everybody else.) You know how I was talking about how the other two guys up there are handlers? Well...Tim isn't one of them...but that's alright...this is only his second year...he'll be gooderer one day. Probably....only if he stays away from those munchies.Sandwhiches are bad Timbo...just so you know. That rhymes. I'm proud.--Jon
JON TIERNEY--Berserker...I'm not writing anything else.--John...Jon didnt want me too add anything, but i needed to say that jon is my all time greatest sea monkey. he just starte dout in that ittle tank, but then he wouldnt stop growning. hes like a freak of sea monkey nature. i still have to feed him his flakes every night, and he still sleeps in a tank next to bed.--Brian
ERICA FAUGHNAN--umm...erica hates us cuz there's not enough college guys on our team for her. but she knows the game pretty well, and she can handle pretty well when she tries. i helped roll her trunk so she kinda hates me, but other thn that shes definitly on team cool.--Brian
BILLY NOSEWORTHY--Billy is super good for someone who eats so many sandwiches. He may have a broken wrst from hitting a brick wall with his car. but he is so worthy. "its been 3 hours and im still cookin" timsays billy is special.--Brian
TOM LI--Tom li never comes to practice cuz hes aways biking or hurtin his shoulder. he can throw with both hands and that makes him awesome in my dick-tionary..too bad hes so cool. GO FIELD HOCKEY--Brian
JIMMY MCNALLY--or should we say mcnasty...hes really special as well, and lets just say hes at the far end of the ghetto spectrum.
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JUNIORS:
BRIAN LINEHAN--Umm, Brian is too cool for the rest of us. I don't know why he plays frisbee, he has friends...he shouldn't be wasting his time with dork deluxes like us, but we appreciate(big word alert) him for coming down and acting like an old skooler. Plus, frisbee practice wouldn't be the same without his super awesome straightness. Oh, in terms of actually playing frisbee, Brian's pretty good. Sure. He, also knows most of the words to the Redemption Song, so you have to at least love him for that. Yep yep.--John
MIKE NICHOL--Mike is surprisingly fast at this whole running thing. I wish I could run that fast. But, I can't. Damn. I hate covering Mike. We need a nickname for this kid...anybody got any ideas let me know. Mike's good at catching touchdowns, so go Mike. Hmmm, he's also good at Twister. I've actually never seen him play, or even heard stories of him playing, I'm just going out on a limb here, Mike seems like the guy who'd kick ass in that game--John
MIKE MASTINDUNO--I called him Mikey X for a while, that didn't really last. I thought it was funny, everybody else thought I was a retard, so I just call him Mike now. Mike has glasses(just like the other Mike), and isn't that big. I think he's bigger than me though. Probably. I'm really stretching here, I know he got hit in the head once with a condom, but other than that, I got nothing. Sorry dude, I'm not very good at typinginginging...--JOHN
CHRIS EGNER--Chris is cool. He used to come to practice all the time, then he went out and got a life and stopped coming...now he's playing again. It's an interesting process. Well, not that interesting. Anyways, Chris is good...people don't give him enough credit, I think he's the man...if you don't agree with me you're either A.) an idiot...or B.) Mrs. Creagh(she never agrees with me no matter what the fuck I'm talking about...what a nice lady)...or C.) Both A and B...--John
NATHAN KENTON--Nate's real tall. I think he's taller than Tim. Don't tell Nate, but he's actually pretty good at throwing and stuff, but I don't want him to know, or else he'll get a big head and be a real dick about it. So, just pretend I never wrote this. What else is there to say about Nate? Oh yeah...We Hate Nate, Hanover Ultimate T-Shirts are now on sale now.*By on sale now, I mean, bring us a white t-shirt, and we'll make you one in the Art Room, because we actually never leave that place...yeah, we're bums, but at least we've come to terms with it..--John
ALEXI ERNSTOFF--Alexi only plays on Wednesdays and Fridays. And she only plays in the Spring. But, that's cool. Ert, and Malcolm, she's square, so don't try to sell her anything...except for maybe a night with Mrs. Blight...I don't care how square you are, I don't know anybody who wouldn't pay for that shit...hell yeah, I know I'd be all over it....nawlins, fo sho...Yeah, I'm not black...not even a little bit..at all...but at least I can pretend. Make believe is fun. Sure. I need to go outside...typing sucks. Computers suck. This is way too much work, you guys better actually read all these.--John
OLIVIA ARBOGAST-- Olivia is a negative nancy, but she is also really cool. shes a super sound effect artist , and i definitly recomend you check out her impresions sometime. her vocabulary alone could impress any really cool person, and she also ttrys to play friz. shes my ex girlfriend so of course that makes her one of the coolest people on earth.--Brian
SUS TAYLOR--Sus is a winner among winners, not only does she come to practice sometime, she also enjoys saving seals from oil spills in the arctic on her free time. shes the queen of the recycle bin, and everything about her screams team cool. if ghetto was her middle name ide be so proud of her parents...oh yeha and shes hot! --Brian
SAM MERKER--Same is one big bag of awesomeness, and he makes me want to comit suicide when i think how much cooler than me he is. He is the definition of winner, and if you look up his name in the dictionary, it say "see TO COOL FOR YOU" hes my favorite member of torque and that makes him an 11 on the erection scale. go torque!!!--Brian
LUKE RAMUS--Luke is sam's twin and they are just about as cool as one another, i cant really say much more without feeling that i should have just copy and paisted from sams.--Brian
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SOPHMORES:
STEVE KENTON--Steve's Nates little brother, and he's also kind of my hero. As in really he is. No kiddinginging. Out of our handlers, Steves our only freshman, which basically means in a nutshell we need him to keep playing frisbee and not take up a real sport like lacrosee or track or something gay like that. If you're reading this Steve(and you should be...skip out of some stupid class and check it out...I'm sure none of your stupid freshmen teachers will care) I want to let you know, you're the man and I want to father your children.--John
JOELLE--I tried real hard(super hard even?) to spell the other people's last names, but this one I'm not even going to even attempt. So, yeah...Joelle's our hippie frisbee player person...every team needs one...it's in the handbook. I think. Do we even have a handbook? I sure as hell hope not...fuck that. On a sort of related note, thank you very much Mrs. Lippy. Or something like that. Oh, and yeah, Joelle, my sister needs that comb back...she's still bitching to me about it. I hate my family. The end.--Jon
Trav Fryer- Trav is really good at life. There really isn't much else to say, he's just got his shiznot together. That was all just a big excuse to say shiznot. Its kind of like an adventure to say. Or a picnic. But a good picnic, not a rained out one--Jon |
FRESHMEN:
COLBY CLARKSON--Hes a frosh, so i dont really know his name, but hes still a big time old skewler. hes got mad running skills and hes definitly..insert word of choice here..dont you agree? hes my hero just like all the freshmen, colby can run and he has a chease named after him so that makes him a little bit more ghetto aswell.--Brian
TOMMY WEIR-- This person is very cool. No kidding. I'm not sure how good he is at tetris, but I think he could beat Joelle in a hippy fight. But, I don't really know, I've never seen a hippy fight, I don't know all the rules and shit. Might be close.--Jon
ALEX KERMOND-- Alex is greater than or equal to God. It says so on his shoe, so it must be true. No kidding. He also just has this general air of awesomeness around him, I'm jealous. When I was a freshmen I picked my nose and listened to Big Pun. Alex definitely is light years ahead of me. Fuckin A, man. Fuckin A.--JON
SAM AHLIS- Sam is half Jewish, so he gets to be part of the Jew Crew. He knows all about the secret JC handshake and shit. Actually, there isnt a handshake, but it would be cool if there was. Maybe one day, in a future world, where yammukas grow on trees. Fake plastic trees.--Jon
MATT YBARRA- Matt reminds me off Mariah Carey that one time I saw her naked. Good times...good times.
RYAN SHAUNNASY- I can't spell this dudes name, but he's really good at throwing. Like the bestest. Ever. I think if he got into a disc tossing contest with Troy Aikman he would win. He'd probably beat Troy Aikman at a football throwing contest too, he's that good. Especially at throwing. And stuff.--Jon
MEREDITH NOSEWORTHY- Meredith went to Friends Camp. I think it's like Jesus camp without the Jesus. Either way it sure sounds like fun. Like a lot. I wish I could go, but I think you have to have friends and stuff. Bastards. I hate Quackers, and their oats. Oats are bad. Granola is good.--Jon
JAKE REIBEL- Jake likes Sum41. Well, not really, but it would suck if he did. I would make fun of him every day, and throw shit at him, and rape his pets. So, it's a good thing that he doesn't. Word.-Jon
CUTRIS LAYTON- Curtis has a duct tape fetish. His shoes say shoe on them. He is very smart like that. And observant. I think he likes Ambercrombie and Fitch too much though, that and MTV. I bet Curtis loves MTV, and rappers like P. Diddy. I bet thats all right up Curtis' alley. Like his bowling alley. STRIKE! This makes no sense, I need food.--Jon
LUKE KRAUS- Luke is in denial, but he's really Ryan's twin brother. Luke is also in my common ground, he doesn't talk much I don't think. Then again nobody does in common ground, we're all too busy trying to hide our hatred for Thea to do anything else. Maybe I'm the only one who hates Thea. Maybe...it's like a magic school bus mystery. But better. Not much better though--Jon
WILL STEIN- Will has the eyes of Zeus. He is a lightning God in training. I'm positive of it. All lightning gods have really Jewish last names and wear Sierra Mist hats, it's like a rule I think. Probably. Or not. On a kind of unrelated note, I think Will would make a good midget if he was like three feet shorter, but he definitely has potential.--Jon
DAN HOPKINS- Dan is the next Brian. No questions asked--Jon...Anyone who wants to join my fan club, tlak to this kid--Brian
HARPER BOKUM-FAUTH- Harper needs to go on a diet, I'm tired of him showing off his massive man gut. I bet if Harper had kids with Miss Cleo they would be really good at kickball. I don't know why, just a hunch. Miss Cleo says "Callame Now for your FREE tarot card reading." I don't know what Harper says. Hmmm.-Jon
ANDREW HOUGH- Andrew is an out of control beast. He cannot be stopped or tamed by modern man. I'd want to try, but I think Andrew bites. Hard. Maybe one day I'll find out. Oh, and yeah, Andrew will forever be remembered for his groovyliscious layout at Garapay. We are not worthy. Not worthy.-Jon
WES RICE- When I leave next year, I want Wes to have my job of not doing shit, but getting lots of credit for it. If anybody deserves it, it's the Wes dude, he is my reason for living. Also, Wes kind of reminds me of Garth from Waynes World, but I don't know why. Party on, Wayne, party on Wes, it just sounds soo right. Or something-Jon...Wes is definitly the next Jon!!!-Brian
RAY ADDANTE- The rest of the freshmen told me to say he is whipped by his girlfriend. So here it is: Ray is whipped by his girlfriend, I think her name is Andrea. I don't really know.-Jon
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